Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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