I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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