We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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