Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
