Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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