Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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