you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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