i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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