I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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