I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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