its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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