No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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