He is an equal opportunity slut.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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