watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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