Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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