We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
