We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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