How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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