I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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