playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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