If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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