Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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