i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
North Korea, Best Korea!
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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