Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
it was like eating out sand paper
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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