Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
operation harelip BJ is a go
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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