She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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