im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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