your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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