The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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