ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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