i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Randomize
