Porn is love you can see.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
It was a blind-side dick pic.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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