Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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