i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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