come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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