Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
what day is it and did you see me today?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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