the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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