You work out of a Hotel?
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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