just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
