There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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