i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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