Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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