Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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