I must be too annoying 4 u.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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