Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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