All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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