im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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