Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
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