guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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