He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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