There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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