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Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
i've created a new STD.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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