ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize
