Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
